I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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