Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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