Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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