His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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