So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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