and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
