Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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