who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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