sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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