halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
