is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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