Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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