Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
operation harelip BJ is a go
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The ass gains better be worth it
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