Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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