Whod you bang
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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