I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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