I have demons in me.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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