I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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