We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i out mim tonsoeep
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