He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
