a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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