But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
