your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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