im gay
i know
yea but for you.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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