Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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