FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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