I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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