Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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