.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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