Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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