handjob tips. give me some.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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