better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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