What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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