i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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