wanna go halves on a baby?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
