My brain says no but my pants say off.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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