Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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