You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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