what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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