even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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