his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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