I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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