Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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