I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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