and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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