I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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