Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?