im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
my liver is dry heaving
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex