Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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