Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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