he puts the penis in happiness.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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