Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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