____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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