I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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