But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we made out on top of his cat.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i will never coherently bang her
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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